Wishing You A Merry Fucking Whatever Soya Wax Candle
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- $31.95
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Product Info
Product Info
To put it politely we really do wish you a Merry Fucking Whatever. Wishing You A Merry Fucking Whatever Soya Wax Candle is a candle for all seasons and reasons.
- Soy Wax Candle
- Weight: Approximately 17 oz.
- Soy candle that is hand poured
- Smells like a jolly holiday tree: Cypress and Fir
- Burn time: 50 + hours
- Christmas gift idea
- Christmas gifts for her
- Christmas gifts for him
- Funny Christmas gift idea
- Christmas gift
*Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.
Common Questions
Common Questions
Does this come with a Plant? No. Do we look like a florist? We're a unique gift idea story.
Will my Mom Like This? Is it any better or worse than what you've done before? Exactly
Will my dad like this? Who cares?
How do I repair my relationship with my mother? Not with this gift.
How to Use
How to Use
Really? Okay, Buy this plant holder, then while you wait for it to be delivered go buy a small plant. Put the two together. Voila, instant happiness.