What kinds of jokes do bananas like to tell? “Sides-splitting ones”

🎄 Why did the banana get put on Santa’s naughty list? “Because it kept monkeying around!” 🍌

🎁 What did one banana say to the other on Christmas morning? “Have a very merry Christ-masplit!” 🍌

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The funny stuff starts here.

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Danna Bananas is a Canadian online gift shop for funny mugs, socks, gag gifts, party games and the sort of things people pass around the room before the person who opened them gets them back.

Shipping across Canada from Pickering, Ontario.

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GOOD GIFTS. GOOD LAUGHS. GOOD TIMES. 🍌

  • 20 Years of Funny Business

    Independent and online since 2006.

  • Recognized by NOW Magazine

    Finalist for Best Online Retailer in NOW Magazine’s 2016 Readers’ Choice Awards.

  • Canadian Owned & Operated

    Orders packed in Pickering, Ontario.
Floral teacup filled with tea and a pink guitar-shaped tea infuser, styled as a bright promo graphic with the text “Rocking in the Kitchen!” and “Dolly Parton Guitar Tea Infuser,” plus a $7.95 CAD badge.

Rockin' in the Kitchen! 🎸☕

Add a little Dolly to your tea time with the Dolly Parton Guitar Tea Infuser. This guitar-shaped tea infuser makes a fun gift for music lovers and tea drinkers who like a little country with their cuppa!

And if you're in Hamilton and want to learn a few chords of your own, check out Footprints Music for guitar lessons.

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Why Danna Bananas 🍌

Why Danna Bananas 🍌

Muahahaha! Good day, girls and ghouls!

Where did September go? We closed the month by observing the National Day for Truth and Reconciliation. Honouring survivors, remembering the children who never came home and listening to Indigenous voices belongs in every month. Everyday Reconciliation: A Guide to Action and Change for All of Us offers a way to keep learning.

October brings Canadian Thanksgiving. Dinner? These Cluck This Shit socks might say what you’re thinking.

National Grouch Day deserves a mention, too. We have funny socks for your favourite grumpy old man. You know the one.

And for National Pasta Day, these pasta-shaped funny kitchen utensils belong beside a big bowl of carbs.

As the evenings get darker earlier, there are funny mugs for a hot drink and party games for nights around the kitchen table.

And last but certainly not least: Halloween, the creepiest day of the month. 🎃 Already have your decorations out? You’re our kind of people.

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Gifts So Funny, They’re Bananas! 🍌

What’s Your Humour Style?

😂 Slapstick & Absurd — party games & funny toys

🤓 Witty & Clever — smart wordplay

😏 Sarcastic & Dry — deadpan humour

🤪 Offbeat & Weird — quirky, unexpected fun


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Christmas is creeping closer 🎄

Funny Christmas gifts, stocking stuffers and party games are starting to make their way onto the nice-ish list.

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The People Have Spoken 🍌

  • 5 Stars – The best place for fun and unique presents!

    My first time ordering from this site—customer service was amazing, shipping was quick and everyone loved their gifts. I’ll definitely be shopping here again.

  • 5 Stars – The perfect place for funny, unique gifts for everyone!

    Great quality and second-to-none customer service. Danna Bananas is a well-run small business and my go-to for quirky gifts that always get a laugh.

  • 5 Stars – Items were well packaged and arrived quickly.

    Excellent communication about the order and delivery. Everything arrived fast and in perfect condition—exactly as described.

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Quick Answers

Where is Danna Bananas located?

We're a Canadian online shop based in Pickering, Ontario, and we've been selling funny and unusual gifts since 2006.

How much is shipping in Canada?

Shipping is a flat $12 to Ontario and Quebec, $14 to the other provinces, and $20 to the territories. You may also see live courier rates at checkout.

Do you offer free shipping in Canada?

Yes. Orders of $100 or more ship free to Ontario and Quebec, $125 or more to the other provinces, and $150 or more to the territories.

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