Pencils for Midlife Crisis
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Product Info
Product Info
Woohoo! You have now entered the realm of middle age! The midlife crisis was invented in London in 1957. That’s when a 40-year-old Canadian named Elliott Jaques stood before a meeting of the British Psycho-Analytical Society and read aloud from a paper he’d written. People in their midlife typically experience a depressive period lasting several years. This period is sparked by the realization that their lives are halfway over and that death isn’t just something that happens to someone else: It will happen to them, too. Life is short, and to remedy this, it's time to ditch some of your responsibilities and realities in favour of fun—a trip around the world, a musical instrument (the piano), a red Corvette, or not just any pencils. These writing tools, Pencils for Midlife Crisis, feature a different fun saying on each pencil.
- Set of 8 pencils with erasers
- Multiple colours
- Standard No. 2 Pencils
Feature sayings:
- I Should Go Back To School
- Signed Up For Banjo Lessons!
- What Do You Think Of Botox?
- A Tattoo Sleeve Would Give Me An Edge
- Off To Improv Camp!
- My Other Pencil Is A Motorcycle
- I'm So Punk With My Pink Hair
- Bought A Food Truck!
Common Questions
Common Questions
Does this come with a Plant? No. Do we look like a florist? We're a unique gift idea story.
Will my Mom Like This? Is it any better or worse than what you've done before? Exactly
Will my dad like this? Who cares?
How do I repair my relationship with my mother? Not with this gift.
How to Use
How to Use
Really? Okay, Buy this plant holder, then while you wait for it to be delivered go buy a small plant. Put the two together. Voila, instant happiness.