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Valentine’s Day Gift Ideas and Valentine’s Day must haves

Monday, February 11th, 2019

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

Look what we’ve got for you…unforgettable Gifts For Your Valentine!

 

 

Whether you are celebrating Valentine’s or Galentine’s Day, February 14th is creeping up and it will be time for Valentines.

 

Let’s be frank, you either love it or you hate it. While some would say that Valentine’s Day is a day for sharing with your significant other gifting boxes of the usual box of chocolates…it doesn’t have to be the same way of celebrating every year! It’s 2019, why not switch up your routine?  If you want to spend Valentine’s Day eating chocolate(that’s fine), having a night full of relaxation with a hot cup of Cocoa or Tea,  playing a Board Game or watching your favourite Romantic Comedy – that’s lovely! If shopping for Valentine’s Day is a little overwhelming, Danna Bananas has compiled a list of Valentine’s Day Must Haves that can be enjoyed solo, or with your significant other in crime. Scroll down and see what cupid has approved this Valentine’s Day…all we can say is some fun Valentine’s Day Gift Ideas will catch your eye!

1. What is the first word that comes to mind when you say Valentine’s Day? Did you say chocolate? If yes, that’s what we’re dreaming of— a hot cup of cocoa and lots of it served in none other, a Gnome Mug. What’s better than spending the night in, bundled up in in your home sweet warm home sipping away? The answer is nothing, nothing is better! Our product of choice for Valentine’s Day is:

Humble Gnome Mug

Valentine's Day Gift Ideas - Gnome Mug

2. Your tea lover will lust for this heart-shaped tea infuser as a hot cup of tea infused with love is soothing to the heart. the Tea To My Heart Tea Infuser will steep your love affair even more:

Tea to My Heart Tea Infuser

 

Valentine's Day Gift Ideas - Tea to My Heart Tea Infuser

 

3. If  you feel it’s too cold to venture out to seek entertainment, how about a fun board game that will not only raise your temperature but beat your cabin fever too? Adult XXX Charades is similar to charades but with a twist<wink>…a titillating party game full of suggestive innuendos to keep your party entertained. Remember to play at your own risk!

Adult XXX Charades

Valentine's Day Gift Ideas - Adult XXX Charades

4. Practice safe drinking with the Wine Condom. Here is a solution for saving your wine as you need to protect your Pinot Grigio and sheath your Chardonnay. They are 99.9% effective at preventing unplanned wine spoilage.  The disposable latex wine condom is small enough to fit into a wallet or pocket:  

Wine Condom

Valentine's Day Gift Ideas - Wine Condom

 

 

PS. Love Is In The Air(always) so gifting all year long and not just on Valentine’s Day would be a heart felt gesture.

Valentines Day Gifts

Thursday, February 7th, 2019

tongue-tea-infuserAre you stuck on what to buy the loved ones in your life for Valentine’s Day? Gift giving can be difficult. You want to be original but unique; functional but fun.

Danna Bananas has a selection of Valentine’s Day gifts for your wife, husband, girlfriend, boyfriend, partner or significant other. Everyone will be awed by your Valentine gift choices.

Surprise them with one of these gifts.

 

The

Tongue In Cup Tea Infuser

will add a dash of tongue-in-cheeki-ness to your Valentine’s gift idea. Your gift recipient can open up, say A-ah and enjoy a hot cup of tea.

This would bring a whole new dimension where steeping your tea is concerned.

 

tongue-tea-infuser

 

 

Be Our Valentine

Monday, January 28th, 2019

Is sending a Valentine’s Day card to the special people in our lives passé? The same question goes for Christmas cards? If you send out Christmas cards,  I then believe the answer is no. Once or twice a year, pay it forward, support your postal service and buy that stamp. Snail mail still needs to be utilized as it can’t disappear as many people rely on it. We all sent out Valentines when we were young. Why can’t we do so as adults? Have a little heart-to-heart and write your main squeeze a sweet (or spicy) Valentine’s Day love letter. Everybody deserves a surprise in their mailbox that isn’t a bill.

Give the unexpected…a paper card.

Express your love and wish some Happy Valentine’s Day or Galentine’s Day! Send directly using the old fashioned method,  snail mail  these lovely vintage Valentines Day greetings.

Valentine’s Day cards are the perfect way to express your love, the most beautiful feeling in the world!

If you’re looking for something more than just a card check out our Valentine’s Day Gift Ideas at Danna Bananas.

 

 

Animated Valentine's Day Cards

Christmas Gifts turn into Valentine’s Day Gifts

Wednesday, January 9th, 2019

Indie 88, Toronto’s new alternative radio station posted “the biggest Christmas gift phenomenons over the last 30 years on their blog.

What did you receive for Christmas? Were you satisfied or are you ready to re-gift for Valentine’s Day which is just around the corner?

Valentine’s Day Gifts

If you are keener, shop now and show your affection a unique gift. Danna Bananas has a variety of Valentine’s Day gifts for her, for him, for your wife, for your husband, for your boyfriend, for your girlfriend or your significant other.

 

Regift Christmas Gifts at Valentine's Day Gifts

 

Foodie Christmas Gifts

Thursday, December 6th, 2018

What to give the delicious foodie in your life? These food and drink inspired gifts will make you hungry, tickle your tummy and make great Foodie Christmas Gifts for all of the food crazed people in your life!

Serve Up the Foodie Christmas Gifts

Record Placements

Spin this classic retro vinyl record on your table. These Record Placements will rock your table during all your meals and celebrations and parties.

Foodie Christmas Gifts - Record Place mats

Sweet Deer Cookie Cutter

The Sweet Deer Cookie Cutter will be a sweet addition to your kitchen and a great gift for anyone who likes to bake! Roll out your cookie dough or pastry and rock the cutter over to make fine”fawn” baked goodies.

Foodie Christmas Gifts - Sweet Deer Cookies

Dinner DJ Dining Set

Do you have an aspiring DJ in Da House? The Dinner DJ Dining Set makes a perfect gift for the little DJ in your life.

Foodie Christmas Gifts - Dinner DJ Dining Set

Bloom Napkin Holders

Impress your guests with a blooming dinner table! The Bloom Napkin Holder turns your average table into a rose garden.

Foodie Christmas Gifts Bloom Napkin Holders

Tricerataco Taco Holder

TriceraTACO Dinosaur Taco Holders are just not for #TacoTuesdays… in fact everyday of the week this eating accessory will come to life for mealtime.
Foodie Christmas Gifts - Tricera TACO Taco Holder

Wine Condom

I bet you did not learn this in grade 8 sex education class(Ontario Government take note:)) Rubber-up your Rosé, protect your Pinot Grigio and sheath your Chardonnay with these magnificent bespoke Wine Condoms. Yes folks, there is such a thing as contraceptives for your wine bottle! Wine Condoms are the easiest, most fun wine stopper you’ll ever use. Simply open the package and roll it over the top of the bottle. Once applied, it will help preserve the wine, prevent spills and best of all it’s reusable! Now protect your unfinished wine and always remember safe drinking! Last but not least, they’re small enough to neatly pop into a pocket or wallet, so you can take them with you anywhere.

 

Foodie Christmas Gifts - Wine Condoms

Foodie Christmas Gifts - Wine Condom

 

Santa Claus is Coming to Town

Friday, November 16th, 2018

Let’s gear up for the Ho Ho Holidays!

It is safe to say, we can Make Spirits Bright, Deck The Halls and last but not least: Welcome Jolly Old Saint Nicholas to town!

The Toronto Santa Claus Parade is on Sunday November 18th in person at 12:30. The Original Santa Claus Parade has been an exciting must see jolly, festive event since 1913. There are floats, bands and happy clowns. There are also letter carriers collecting letters written to Santa. If you can’t adorn your red nose in person, you can always catch it on CTV at 4:30.

“Santa Claus Is Coming to Town”

“You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I’m telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town
He’s making a list,
He’s checking it twice,
He’s gonna find out who’s naughty or nice
Santa Claus is coming to town…”
You too can get into the spirit of the season with our festive wares. We have ideas for the whole family: Young, the young at heart and the old(er) wiser folks too.

Santa Claus Approved Gifts

Ho Ho, the Emergency Santa Kit will instantly turn anyone into the jolly old man.

Emergency Santa Clause Kit at Danna Bananas

 

The Santa Mustache Pacifier will turn your little one into Santa Baby. It is BPA free.

Santa Claus Mustache Pacifier at Danna Bananas

Create the most famous reindeer scene of all with these Christmas photo booth accessories and some or your original misfits. The Christmas Photo Booth will make your Christmas party photos just a little more like a Santa Claus Parade.

Christmas Photo Booth

November is Movember

Tuesday, November 6th, 2018

The Month Formerly Know as November – Movember

Start your engines…No, your stubble and get growing!

It is that time to bring awareness to prostate cancer, testicular cancer and men’s health issues.

In reality,  this matter should be discussed every month but with November here, we mean Movember, it’s given a special honor throughout this particular month.

During Movember, mustaches (moustaches, stache, mouth brow, flavour savour, soup strainer, lip foliage etc.) are grown. Some do it with enthusiasm and some with disdain but at the end of the month it is for a good cause.

Participants collect donations from family, friends or work-mates for their growing efforts so this disease can be obliterated.

Thank you for sacrificing your upper lip to help abolish prostate cancer and men’s health issues. Clean shaven to stubble, to a full grown stache after thirty days, equals a celebration of the mo and your contribution of funds and awareness!

We have a great new product to honour Movember and your mustachey, hairy accomplishment that you will be nuts about!:)

Bicyclists rejoice…Introducing Bike Balls!

Bike Ball Bicycle Lights - Movember

Not only are they functional but they are a totally hilarious bike light!

These bike light balls are designed to look and dangle like the human scrotum. They will light up your commute and make it much safer by alerting drivers to your presence. Just give them a gentle squeeze to turn them on and a gentle squeeze like that to signal different light modes.

National Unicorn Day!

Monday, April 9th, 2018

Happy National Unicorn Day! That’s right, you read right. Did you know there is such a day to commemorate this magical white horse like creature? In this day in age,  where there is a day to celebrate anything and everything from Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day to Make Your Dreams Come True Day we are not surprised. My favorite is Festival of Sleep Day which is ideal as it falls after New Years Eve on January 3rd. Did you also know the unicorn is the national animal of Scotland? Yup, you read right again. Yea, two for two! As everyone needs a little bit of magic and amusement in this thing called life,  today is all about celebrating unicorns. For some, unicorns do exist but some naysayers feel unicorns “supposedly” only captivate our imagination and live in a far-away make-believe land with rainbows and sparkles.

If you are a non believer,  close your eyes and imagine just for a minute,  these beasts are real and the mysterious but none the less enchanting unicorn will benefit all for just being in an imaginary existence. A unicorn is kind of like an introvert, silent but very caring and intuitive. As everyone has to entertain their inner unicorn, Danna Bananas has some unicorn inspired gifts for you to check out.

Unicorn Colour Changing Light for National Unicorn Day

This night light features real life characteristics similar to a unicorn. The Unicorn Colour Changing Light has a spiraling, large, pointed horn projecting from it’s forehead and for a bonus of cuteness, rainbow colored hair. It will not only light up your room but your life too with a rainbow of LED multi-coloured fun lights.

Remember tomorrow is Siblings Day.

National Unicorn Day Unicorn Colour Changing Light

Clearance Sale at Danna Bananas – Spring Deals

Tuesday, April 3rd, 2018

Bring It On, Spring savings! 25% Off Everything in the Store! Huge Clearance Sale!

As the calendar says winter is officially over (figuratively speaking), Danna Bananas is clearing out the old so new products can arrive in the store.

Our biggest Clearance Sale of the year is here!

As we truly appreciate our customers and to celebrate spring, we would like to brighten your day by offering awesome and fun products on sale here at Danna Bananas with a 25% discount on everything in our entire store, from gifts to novelties, to games to toys. It is the best place to seek out deals on novelty items, unusual and funny gifts, kitchenware and household gadgets!

You will find unique gifts at amazing prices at our clearance sale! Check out the bargains! This is a once in a lifetime event! You don’t want to miss this one! Blah Blah Blah! You get the point, we’re having a sale.

Take some time and surf through for that unbelievable deal. We’ve added a lot of products just in time for spring awakening! We are not sure when Spring will show it’s sleepy head as it is still snowing here. :(

When it’s gone, it’s gone! So drop by and get some bargains on some stuff!

Spring Clearance Sale

Valentine’s Day Love

Wednesday, January 31st, 2018

Is sending a Valentine’s Day card to the special people in our lives passé? The same question goes for Christmas cards? If you send out Christmas cards,  I then believe the answer is no. Once or twice a year, pay it forward, support your postal service and buy that stamp. Snail mail still needs to be utilized as it can’t disappear. Many people rely on it. More on that in a another blog post. We all sent out Valentines when we were young in elementary school. Why can’t we do so as adults? Have a little heart-to-heart and write your main squeeze a sweet (or spicy) Valentine’s Day love letter.

Animated Valentine’s Day Cards with Envelopes

With a touch of vintage, these cute Valentine’s cards will spread love the old fashioned way.

Animated Valentine's Day Cards

Give the unexpected…a paper card. Express your love! Send directly using the old fashioned method,  snail mail  these lovely vintage Valentines Day greetings.

Valentine’s Day cards are the perfect way to express your love, the most beautiful feeling in the world!

If you’re looking for something more than just a card check out our Valentine’s Day Gift Ideas at Danna Bananas.