What did one banana say to the other? "Yellow"
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What kinds of jokes do bananas like to tell? "Side-splitting ones"
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The funny stuff starts here.
Danna Bananas is a Canadian online gift shop for funny mugs, socks, gag gifts, party games and the sort of things people pass around the room before the person who opened them gets them back.
Shipping across Canada from Pickering, Ontario.
Creepy ice moulds, witchy kitchen helpers, Halloween decorations and other spooky finds for kitchens, bathrooms and beyond.
National Piano Month! 🎹
This piano may not be in the mood, but if you’re a music lover who also loves a good pair of socks, I’ve got you covered: Music Snob Socks.
And if you’re in the Hamilton area looking for lessons, Footprints Music does good work with kids and adults. (I’m a fan.)
Small Canadian businesses are the heartbeat of communities big and small. 💛
Why Danna Bananas 🍌
September means school bags by the door, packed lunches and TIFF taking over Toronto. It’s also about time to put the socks back on. Goodbye, sandals. 😢
We recognize the First Nations, Inuit and Métis Peoples who have cared for these lands since time immemorial.
There are funny mugs for the desk, socks with opinions and party games for evenings around the kitchen table. Coworker birthday presents should get a laugh, too.
And if your Halloween decorations are already out, you’re our kind of people.🎃 The creepy ice moulds and witchy kitchen helpers are ready when you are. 🎃
😂 Slapstick & Absurd — party games & funny toys
🤓 Witty & Clever — smart wordplay
😏 Sarcastic & Dry — deadpan humour
🤪 Offbeat & Weird — quirky, unexpected fun
Funny Christmas gifts, stocking stuffers and party games are starting to make their way onto the nice-ish list.
My first time ordering from this site—customer service was amazing, shipping was quick and everyone loved their gifts. I’ll definitely be shopping here again.
Great quality and second-to-none customer service. Danna Bananas is a well-run small business and my go-to for quirky gifts that always get a laugh.
Excellent communication about the order and delivery. Everything arrived fast and in perfect condition—exactly as described.
Where is Danna Bananas located?
We're a Canadian online shop based in Pickering, Ontario, and we've been selling funny and unusual gifts since 2006.
How much is shipping in Canada?
Shipping is a flat $12 to Ontario and Quebec, $14 to the other provinces, and $20 to the territories. You may also see live courier rates at checkout.
Do you offer free shipping in Canada?
Yes. Orders of $100 or more ship free to Ontario and Quebec, $125 or more to the other provinces, and $150 or more to the territories.
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