Wishing You A Merry Fucking Whatever Soya Wax Candle

To put it politely we really do wish you a Merry Fucking Whatever. Wishing You A Merry Fucking Whatever Soya Wax Candle is a candle for all seasons and reasons.

• Soy Wax Candle
• Weight: Approximately 17 oz.
• Soy candle that is hand poured
• Smells like a jolly holiday tree: Cypress and Fir
• Burn time: 50 + hours
• Christmas gift idea
• Christmas gifts for her
• Christmas gifts for him
• Funny Christmas gift idea
• Christmas gift

 

*Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.

Does this come with a Plant? No. Do we look like a florist? We're a unique gift idea story.

Will my Mom Like This? Is it any better or worse than what you've done before? Exactly

Will my dad like this? Who cares?

How do I repair my relationship with my mother? Not with this gift.

Really? Okay, Buy this plant holder, then while you wait for it to be delivered go buy a small plant. Put the two together. Voila, instant happiness.