Size-Matters The Penis Party Game

Sorry to anyone who wants to believe otherwise but, yes, size does matter. Play this quiz game where yes indeed this is true. Answer questions correctly to grow the length of your p____.  The biggest wins! Great for bachelorette parties and girl's night in!

• Recommended for ages 18+
• 2-4 players
• Measures approximately 17cm(W) x 12cm(H) x 5cm(D)

 

Does this come with a Plant? No. Do we look like a florist? We're a unique gift idea story.

Will my Mom Like This? Is it any better or worse than what you've done before? Exactly

Will my dad like this? Who cares?

How do I repair my relationship with my mother? Not with this gift.

Really? Okay, Buy this plant holder, then while you wait for it to be delivered go buy a small plant. Put the two together. Voila, instant happiness.