Gift Alarm

Since you can't afford a full-time security guard, the next best thing is the Gift Alarm. It has come to the rescue of holiday joy with this ingenious device. Place it near the stash of presents, and when anyone comes within four feet of Santa, the alarm will flash and wail.

• Prevents snooping
• Motion activated
• Flashing light
• Loud siren
• Batteries included
• Measures 2.75" tall

Does this come with a Plant? No. Do we look like a florist? We're a unique gift idea story.

Will my Mom Like This? Is it any better or worse than what you've done before? Exactly

Will my dad like this? Who cares?

How do I repair my relationship with my mother? Not with this gift.

Really? Okay, Buy this plant holder, then while you wait for it to be delivered go buy a small plant. Put the two together. Voila, instant happiness.