Happy Fucking BDay Who's Counting Candles

Happy Fucking B-Day Who's Counting Candles are ideal for people who have a LOL sense of humour!

• Set of 16 candles
• Assortment of bright colours
• Novelty Birthday Candles
• Each candle about two inches tall

Does this come with a Plant? No. Do we look like a florist? We're a unique gift idea story.

Will my Mom Like This? Is it any better or worse than what you've done before? Exactly

Will my dad like this? Who cares?

How do I repair my relationship with my mother? Not with this gift.

Really? Okay, Buy this plant holder, then while you wait for it to be delivered go buy a small plant. Put the two together. Voila, instant happiness.